2026-03-19

Two more weeks of Phest on the way!

Hi all!Our email composition engineer is going to be out of the country for a week next week so this email is a twofer. You're going to be getting double the amount of phest email in half the amount of time (and with half the amount of editing and proof reading due to poor time management) so remember to dilute with water before consuming!The illustrious Don't Bring Your Phucking Phone Phest is happening again tomorrow at Pizza Villa, but not only that - it will be happening AGAIN the following week, ALSO at Pizza Villa. Fair warning - next wednesday is going to roll around and there's not going to be an email so don't get all vexed and disheartened at the lack of communication! Set a reminder on your calendar *now* to go back and read this email a second time on March 25th with different accent so that it sounds new!Here are the deeeeets for the next two weeeeeeks:==============================Date: Thursday, March 19, 2026Location: Pizza VillaTime: 5pm to 8PM============================================================Date: Thursday, March 26, 2026Location: Pizza VillaTime: 5pm to 8PM==============================
OKAY THAT'S ALL! WE HOPE TO NOT SEE YOUR PHUCKING PHONES THERE!

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