2026-01-08
BEHOLD! Another Phucking Phest to not bring your Phone to! January 08, 2026
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Hi all!
Our email list count lingered tastefully at 69 for about a week and a half, but we all know our destined number is way higher than that - like 420 or something, so we're on our way to the next milestone. Sometimes I like to sit around and think about how cool it is that there are seventy-phucking-one of us now that don't want to bring our phones to phests. What is it that I feel? Is it pride? Comfort? Hope? Solidarity? I don't know for sure but I know it's good, and I'm glad it's happening!Anywho - the phest is phucking ON for tomorrow. All hail the black elephant, her ownership, and her employees for continually making this event a possibility in the dark cold Thursday nights of Portland Maine.As always - here are the details! ==============================Date: Thursday, January 08, 2026Time: 5:00pm to 8:00pmLocation: The Black Elephant Hostel==============================Parking Advisory: DO NOT park in the parking lot behind the Hostel. You may get towed! On street parking is available and encouraged!We've also got a secret message for all you fastidious email readers: Coming up at the end of this month we're bringing back the O.G. THREE DAY Don't bring your phucking phone phest. I'm going to send a separate email out about that but if Thursday was never your bag, you're going to have a lot more chances to attend this month. We've got tomfoolery of untold proportions planned. Details to come! Stay tuned!In the meantime, bring yourself, not your phone, and hang out! Sometimes we have terrible tasting candy. Sometimes there are rubber stamps. You never know with these things. It's a blast.PS: This email list is managed by a human being so please let me know if you'd like to stop receiving them.
Our email list count lingered tastefully at 69 for about a week and a half, but we all know our destined number is way higher than that - like 420 or something, so we're on our way to the next milestone. Sometimes I like to sit around and think about how cool it is that there are seventy-phucking-one of us now that don't want to bring our phones to phests. What is it that I feel? Is it pride? Comfort? Hope? Solidarity? I don't know for sure but I know it's good, and I'm glad it's happening!Anywho - the phest is phucking ON for tomorrow. All hail the black elephant, her ownership, and her employees for continually making this event a possibility in the dark cold Thursday nights of Portland Maine.As always - here are the details! ==============================Date: Thursday, January 08, 2026Time: 5:00pm to 8:00pmLocation: The Black Elephant Hostel==============================Parking Advisory: DO NOT park in the parking lot behind the Hostel. You may get towed! On street parking is available and encouraged!We've also got a secret message for all you fastidious email readers: Coming up at the end of this month we're bringing back the O.G. THREE DAY Don't bring your phucking phone phest. I'm going to send a separate email out about that but if Thursday was never your bag, you're going to have a lot more chances to attend this month. We've got tomfoolery of untold proportions planned. Details to come! Stay tuned!In the meantime, bring yourself, not your phone, and hang out! Sometimes we have terrible tasting candy. Sometimes there are rubber stamps. You never know with these things. It's a blast.PS: This email list is managed by a human being so please let me know if you'd like to stop receiving them.
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