What rhymes with "Stone tinker mucking blown pressed?"
That's right! Won't Fling For Shucking Loan vest! And also: Don't Bring your Phucking Phone Phest! (That last one IS UPON US.) My sources tell me that the Black Elephant Hostel is available again this week for up to three hours (or more) of phoneless phrolick and other miscellaneous shenanigans. Last week we started developing the concept of the Phests' houses (a la the UK School system, EG: Harry Potter or whatever) and it was a blast. This week, who knows what kinds of strange and entertaining hijinx will be afoot? I don't, and that's by design! Anyway, here are the details:==============================Date: Thursday, February 12, 2026Location:The Black Elephant HostelTime: 5pm to 8PM============================== OH! And I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Valentine's day is right around the corner, which is top of might for me right now because I can't think of a more pure love than my love of connecting with other human beings due to us not having our phucking phones! Romantic partners come and go, but you can ALWAYS rely on the myriad of mental, social, and physical health benefits of not being on your phucking phone! Shoutout to everyone who didn't bring their phucking phones to the last one! That was thematically appropriate and very cool. I hope to not see your phucking phones again tomorrow!