2026-03-05

O Phest, Phest! Wherfore art thou "Phest"?

Thou art thyself, though without a phone... What's in a phest? That which we call a phest by any other name would vibe as hard; so the phest would (were it not the phest call'd) retain that dear perfection which it owes without that title...But stay thy mind from the vallies of new remebrance - for there is no feud betwixt families fashioned that could deprive us of this venerated affair. The phest from whence thou darest not bring thine phucking phone shall forever, in its esteemed prescience, aid us in our lurid struggle against the sicklied pallor of those mirrors black....Anyway, here are the details:==============================Date: Thursday, March 05, 2026Location: The Black Elephant HostelTime: 5pm to 8PM==============================WHAT? You read that right. The Black Elephant is BACK IN ACTION. They are open for business and have graciously allowed us to continue our phestivities there during the ACTIVE HOSTEL SEASON. I say again: WHAT??That means there will be a commingling of Phesters and non-Phesters (hostel guests) which means we're going to need to turn our respect and thoughtfulness up to ELEVEN (up from ten, y'all have been great). We'll be trying to cultivate an environment that facilitates a welcoming hostel lobby for all, so no chanting ritualistically at the Hostel guests who may have their phucking phones.We hope to not see your phucking phones there!
PS: the weather is SO GOOD today. If you get a chance to go outside, consider not bringing your phucking phone!

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